Sold to Wonder Woman (by my evil adoptive father Batman)
| Fanfiction | |
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| Title: | "Sold to Wonder Woman (by my evil adoptive father Batman)" |
| Author(s): | JeanjacketCarf |
| Date(s): | 2022-08-27 |
| Length: | 1259 words |
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| Fandom(s): | Batman |
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| External Links: | https://archiveofourown.org/works/41306592WBM |
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"Sold to Wonder Woman (by my evil adoptive father Batman)" is a fan fiction written by JeanjacketCarf.
This fan fiction is a story within a story, including cultural references especially familiar to readers who have experienced internet fan fiction spaces populated with young writers in the early 2010s.
Blurb
Jason writes some fanfiction- its totally not a self insert
Synopsis
An author known as "Jayman" posts a fan fiction in which his original character is sold to his idol, Wonder Woman, by his parent, Batman--a reference to the Sold to One Direction trope.
The author's notes and comments section reveal Jason Todd, a young child, is writing this fan fiction because he is angry with his father over some undefined conflict.
Jayman's fic includes some cliché fan fiction staples:
- purple prose
- character bashing of Batman and Nightwing
- "medium noirette"
- "cerulean orbs"
- a SuperWhoLock username in the comments section
- author's notes, which ask for reviews and command "NO FLAMES!"
- detailed description of his protagonist's outfit, including 00-10s era fashions such as Doc Martens shoes, fingerless gloves, a Naruto headband, and resemblance to Dean Winchester (an Easter egg referencing actor Jensen Ackles, who voiced Jason in the Under the Red Hood animated movie)
The fic additionally references Jason's love of Jane Austen and reading.
Jason's adoptive father, Bruce Wayne appears in the comments of the fan fiction, pleading for his beloved son to come out of his locked bedroom. Eventually Bruce resorts to threatening to turn off the entire internet ("not just in this house"; presumably using his Batman skills and influence to shut down the entire worldwide web).
Jason's adoptive older brother, Dick Grayson, appears in the comments to encourage Jayman to continue his fan fiction, delighting in the fic killing off Batman and Nightwing.
Jayman's final update reveals he has reconciled with his father, and so he discontinues his fan fiction, to the dismay of those in the comments section.
Comments
Dick was totally milking the content as blackmail lmfao
Indghost[1]
- Oh, he'll definitely bring it up later! Dick Grayson has never forgotten a single embarrassing thing his little siblings have ever done
JeanjacketCarf[2]
"I need more money for Bat things so I’m going to sell you.” This line made me laugh so much. The whole thing did, actually. I was going to quote some more awesome lines but that would make a really long comment.SuperHollyKat[3]
- "I sort of thought baby jason wouldn't be as flippant about "crack" as the average wattpad writer so I had to find something else that the abusive orphanage owner/parent would need to buy with the money from selling their kid to One Direction. And of course, Bruce has all his branded bat things.
JeanjacketCarf[4]
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